counter production

there is good news on the horizon, gentle readers! and it has to do with counters.

now, there are counters for geigers and counters for beans.

there are drugs for passing over counters and clocks for going counter-wise.

but mine will be none of these.

there are counter-weights and counter-productive things to do,

counter-intelligence,  and counter-suits, 

candy counters and coin counters,

counter-height chairs, counter-depth stoves and there is even 

count dracula.

but mine will not be any of these, either.

mine will be the real deal, honest-to-goodness, american-born kitchen counter. the best of all the counters. and it will finally be installed on thursday, putting an end to all this ghastly blogging silence.

hooray! can't wait!

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