tools of the trade

since we are still in the plaster stages of this crazy show, i thought i would take a little time to introduce you to more of the tools that have had starring roles around here.

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first off, we have "madly coiled blue-thing that sits by the window." never seen it in use, but it takes up a good deal of space so it is likely the biggest star. it probably demanded its own dressing room and sparkling water, but was sadly told to "get your coil out of the clouds" and get real.   hmmfff

then there is broom.  more of a loner-harrison-ford type, it likes to do its own stunts. and it's really pretty good for its age.

coiled blue-thing's contract stipulates that we give it another shot in this third scene, preferably on its good side (there, are you satisfied?):

here we have the dynamic duo, ladder and level. right now they are looking pretty casual, just out having a smoke. but they are actually some of the most skilled and sought after tools around and should be given much higher billing than they are getting here. i think they need a new agent. 

i was going to talk a bit about lights and mysterious hoses here, but as you can see, once again coiled blue-thing has stolen the lime light. it think i will nick name it clinton.

mask. it's a union gig. what more can i say?

floor. not so much a tool, but a necessity. where would we be without you? i would be forced to continually spin the room so everything would stick to the walls. i am so glad i have a floor. 

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